"This is the day
upon which we
are reminded
of what we are
on the other
three hundred
and sixty-four.”
– Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
"The trouble
with practical
jokes is that
very often
they get
elected.”
– Will Rogers
"April fool, n.
The March fool
with another
month added
to his folly.”
– Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"Fool me once,
shame on you;
fool me twice,
shame on me.”
– Chinese proverb
"Men would
not live long
in society,
were they not
the mutual dupes
of each other.”
– François VI de la Rochefoucault (1613–1680)
"He who is
born a fool
is never cured.”
– Proverb
"We're fools
whether we
dance or not,
so we might
as well dance.'”
– Japanese Proverb
"You can fool
all the people
some of the time,
and some
of the people
all the time,
but you cannot
fool all the people
all the time.'”
– Abraham Lincoln
"Even the gods
love jokes.'”
– Plato
"The fool
doth think
he is wise,
but the wise man
knows himself
to be a fool.'”
– Touchstone, As You Like It